You Might Be an Initiate...

(inspired by Jeff Foxworthy’s "You Might Be a Redneck...")

If you wear a Star-of-David necklace, but you’re not Jewish, you might be an initiate.

If you have ever used the word "exoteric" in a sentence, you might be an initiate.

If you stay up all night painting something that you have no intention of ever to showing anyone, you might be an initiate.

If you smile knowingly when people talk about the symbolism on the back of the dollar bill, you might be an initiate.

If you've ever looked at the caduceus symbol on a doctor’s office and thought "heh... how appropriate", you might be an initiate.

If you most often respond to the question "how do you know each other" with "oh, you know... mutual friends...", you might be an initiate.

If you have a room at home that’s always locked and you tell people "I just have a lot of personal things in there", you might be an initiate.

If you have a dog named Anubis and a goatee, you might be an initiate.

If you have to ask one of your closest friends to remind you what their "earthly name" is, you might be an initiate.

If you've ever asked someone to please stop calling you "Soror" at work, you might be an initiate.

If you’ve ever accidently called your Priest "brother", you might be an initiate.

If you ask people for permission to "pray for" them, you might be an initiate.

If the main reason you want to go to the British Museum is to see the original Sigilum Dei Aemeth, you might be an initiate.

and finally......

If you are proficient at painting, woodworking, ancient languages, accounting, delegation, management, public speaking, and teaching, yet none of this is reflected on your résumé, you just might be an initiate.

Comments

  1. It is not a dog; it is a cat---but yeah, he is named Anubis. And yeah, I occasionally sport a goatee.

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  2. "If you’ve ever accidently called your Priest "brother", you might be an initiate."

    ahhaha, I've definitely done this on occasion.

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  3. "If you are proficient at painting, woodworking, ancient languages, accounting, delegation, management, public speaking, and teaching, yet none of this is reflected on your résumé, you just might be an initiate."

    ROFLMAO!!!!!! This was so spot on it's sad LOL! Nicely done, Brother :D

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